A dick with rich experience

Who else knows why first round has to be in condom?

In other words, you're at the risk of prostrate cancer if you don't fvck! (Fvck responsibly 🤝)

There was a time when 500naira seems like a lot to you.

Trust me, I'll take Rodrygo instead! He's less dramatic and not power drunk while been effective at what he does

You don't know why?

The concept of fate can be annoying sometimes.

The fact that Newcastle can still end up in Championship 🏆

Imagine Bruno Fernandes playing behind Harry Kane!

🕺🕺🕺

How's it their fault that the owner didn't invest in the team and the manager has to dig out the best in players in every position?

Split his head open?

This is not pain, do you know DEATH?

It's not reaching 50! Maximum you can get is 20 😔

Something just doesn't seem right about that guy

When in doubt, take the road less travelled

2032 be staring at you like wtf!

P Square - Do me

Oh, I forgot I'm a Nigerian for a minute. Please, go back to your house when you're in doubt, I no get money to contribute for your release.

Squad evolution, he's the only one that stayed relevant through it