Our 2019 DCI Finals Predictions: 12. Every 11. Corps 10. Has 9. Lots 8. Of 7. Fun 6. And 5. Enjoys 4. Their 3. Final 2. Performance 1. Couchmen

In 2019, I did a 100 million yen giveaway on Twitter (1M yen to 100 winners). I hold the record for the most retweeted tweet. In 2020, I did a giveaway of up to 1 billion yen. This social experiment will study the effects of UBI. Will you be happier if you were given 1M yen?

pimp chimps dont got limp shrimps

don’t think she gonna call me back 😔

hold up why the fuck does Garfield hate Mondays? orange bastard doesn’t even have a job

paypal.me/DarynGreen

this couch got me actin up 😳

paypal.me/DarynGreen

Donald J. Trump

This will probably get me into trouble, but I feel I have to say it

Selling weed literally went from major felony to essential business (open during pandemic) in much of America & yet many are still in prison. Doesn’t make sense, isn’t right.

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

Legalize comedy

The new minecraft update is awesome