The news about the quadriplegic Cornhole murderer has me remembering this

Thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and “giving me some time back.” Now I can finally pursue my passions

Watching the shuttle launch!

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

New restriction food unlocked. It’s like Willy Wonka. A whole meal in just three jelly beans.

It be your own uterus

Me trying to find some dirt on Jamie Lee Curtis because she’s just too likable

I got $227 in taxes back and I can’t figure out why. Is it because I’m single with no dependents? I have worked all year….just thought I would get at least $1k.

Remember when there were those stupid stickers of Joe Biden at gas pumps that said “I did that!” in a snark linking him to high gas prices, which was probably orchestrated by Trump. Well guess who’s in office now as gas is higher than ever?

Druski really did a number on this woman, huh?

wtf I’ve been working out and trying to be healthier but my blood pressure and rhr are higher than ever. So it’s stress?

Yall see my husband Cody Rhodes out there flexing yesterday #wrestlemania

I guess I’m in the minority because I didn’t “hate” Night 1 of #WrestleMania . Was it an all timer? Absolutely not. Was it the worst WrestleMania Night One ever? No. Paige got a great pop. ISHOWSPEED had a good showing. Fatu and Drew was a bit underwhelming but not a bad match.

Who are these people that sit around listening to podcasts all the time

BAHAHAHHA

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

Everyone start an argument with your man in solidarity with megan thee stallion

Ever heard the phrase “cruisin’ for a bruisin?” I just came up with one — “you’re itchin for a bitchin”

Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on this day 18 years ago.

Whoever came up with the idea of putting the WWE and Netflix together is a genius. Wrestling feels more popular than ever and it’s more accessible than ever.