It's a paradise, it's a war zone.

He's in a mood where he just wants to love on his wife.

"Eris leave her alone." He commanded the goddess at once. As much as he enjoyed her chaos, she was rather annoying at times.

"Hello, hello."

You're missing a pAIR OF FUCKING PANTS!

Daedalus. . . . M.Y.O.B

SO?????

M.Y.O.B

I'm sure Medussa will take great pleasure in your company.....perhaps if I go and find her. You, the son of Athena..... Hhmmmmm

Ssiigghhhhssss. . . . . Fine.😒

Persephone: Mel is old enough to wear what she wants Hades! Hades: Nope! In that dress , Zeus will just slide up in there. Melinoe: . . . .I hate you so much

Mmmhhhmmmmm

I heard the same from Hera

YUP

He demands attention, Persephone.👀

Same thing I've been doing for centuries upon centuries. . . . F̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶e̶s̶t̶e̶s̶s̶e̶s̶,̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶e̶r̶a̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶r̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ Miss the living heck out of her.

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