Stretches like a good space dad.

Insecure dad stretches. Don't watch him do his lunges. They are his private time.

/ / I am so tired right now but if you want to send me a starter please feel free!

/ / I'll still be on but only in mentions

/ / NO FORGIVENESS x.com/thatredpaladin…

THICC DADS NEED TO PROTECT THEIR THICC.

The thicc must be worshipped.

There had better be angels singing.

Stops his stretches. "Keith, you have no room to talk." Goes back to stretching.

Pauses for just a second. "Doesn't mean he is wrong though, Lance." Resumes.

"I'm sure you do. And we all accept you for it."

/ / ayyy lmao

"Good afternoon, everyone." Space dad is here and reporting for duty.

Blank face. Quiet staring, questioning of life choices. "I would prefer Shiro." x.com/TheWorstPilot/…

The conversation makes him uncomfortable. He is indeed the space dad but look, he's a shy bean. "T-the latter." x.com/TheWorstPilot/…

"That is the exact opposite of what I just said." x.com/TheWorstPilot/…

"I....am going to take a nap and pretend this hasn't happened." x.com/TheWorstPilot/…

"I.....do you really need to?" x.com/TheWorstPilot/…

/ / what is happening

/ / I can never keep up with everyone because it's all on the TL and I'm so distracted