Every time you hear Arteta speak, you understand why the players run through walls for him. Because this has brought my spirit up

I really want City to keep chasing us until it’s mathematically impossible, so they can feel the exact pain we’ve felt the last few seasons 😌

Channel 4, please please make this an episode of 24 hours in police custody I'm begging

Martinelli, I forgive you Calafiori, I forgive you Raya, I forgive you Gabby J, I forgive you Big Gabi, I forgive you Saka, I forgive you Eze, I forgive you Zubi, I forgive you Gyokeres, I forgive you Odegaard, I forgive you Arteta, I forgive you Can we lock in again please 🙏🏽

I might fake being a Jehova’s witness when we win just so I can knock on everyone’s door and remind them who the fcking champions are. Nobody will sleep. You don’t know what the final form of an Arsenal fan even is yet, but you’ll find out soon. Count on it.

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

Day off is being spent driving to Birmingham, seeing 5sos and driving back to London all before a 10am-midnight shift. Ima be dead 😭😭

So sorry my black box doesn’t allow me to go faster than 17mph on a roundabout 🙄

some people who go to shows for artists they like take it way too seriously like baby just have fun i promise not getting a setlist or pick isn’t going to end your world and the person nine rows behind you deserves it just as much as you do

HMRC when can we start expecting tax refunds please?

Dear Tesco Would it be possible if we ask kindly enough for you to try your absolute hardest to go 24hrs without increasing the price of petrol/diesel for no other reason than pure astronomical greed. I look forward to hearing from you soon Kind Regards Everyone

getting into sports is realizing your dad actually wasn’t being too dramatic whenever his team lost

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

5sos doing surprise songs in europe but all the uk got was technical difficulties

fuck u mean it didn’t actually start on a weekend in may

“everyone in the fandom seems to be 25 years old” & everyone in the band is almost 30 idk what to tell you…I’ve been supporting them for 13 years at this point

Bottle the league, I will take it, lose the UCL semi, I will take it, where I will absolutely lose my mind is when we try to sign another player from Chelsea in the summer.

Had 4 people bell me after the game I ain't spoke to in months, weirdos

Something in me peaks at a 5sos tour #eas #5sos