bubbles, you're as cute as a bonbon. even the fancy kind!

diabetes? that is a myth...just like cavities

well, why not bake me something sweet? you can bake, right? ...RIGHT?

i'll take you to the candy shop...but i won't let you lick my lollipop. ew. gross

i don't like those cheesy lines...i prefer the sweet ones!...NO WAIT COME BACK

Su...gar..

who needs drugs when we have cakes amirite?

if you are looking for ransom, i can assure you i don't have any money. nut what i do have are a very particular set of honey cakes...

don't talk to me about your bland-ass sour-ass salty-ass food sweets or no deal

get that salad the fuck outta here

What is this? Candy? Not candy?

i have high expectations for a woman....they need to know how to bake...that's it

i don't care what they say, stealing candy from a baby isn't as easy as it sounds.

i have a very good diet based on sugars thank you very much

i drew up the blueprint to a gingerbread house once. ...did i just say that out loud?

yes i did spent all my gold on sweets what do you care?

is this the sweets shop? ... hey, you lied to me!

baby, you're a river of chocolate in an ocean of cream. i'm gonna steal your heart on a daily basis.

i don't like those cheesy lines...i prefer the sweet ones!...NO WAIT COME BACK

that will be a piece of cake...i really need one right now