Probably my most psychotic of works And we love her deeply

[yelling over club music] I said do you prefer Tennant or Smith

so grateful to be alive at the same time creature

Just defended beans on toast in the Facebook comments section

this is cunt by definition

“are you drinking cranberry juice because you have a uti?” it’s sad that in todays society a girl can’t enjoy a tart beverage made from an innocent fruit filled with antioxidants without being accused of something wrong with her. also yeah i have a uti

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

going to the club in gta 6

the gays love it. the straights love it. your mum loves it. The old dears in Tesco love it. It’s a universal smash!

3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home ….. music is going to be listened to like it’s never been listened to before

i came across a horse glowing in the light from the cracked barn door

Lunch for me and my son today, tuna for him & good old cheese & onion for me by Luke C