Sitting in a pile of blood and gore, clothes completely stained, torn flesh scattered about while a half-eaten heart rests in his hand. " Yes. Want some? "

Quieres?

You don't know what you're missin' bro

That's what i'm talkin' about! Enjoy a taste of the good life!

Two bros munchin' on a human heart

Yeah, what kind of moron just stares at the sun without protection? Pretty dumb if you ask me.

Probably your brain overcooking

that solar eclipse went pretty hard

Dude this is pretty cringe

Didn't you have something going with some nympho redhead? What happened to that?

Ah, so she dumped you huh

" This is why you guys need us gods. If it were me I wouldn't let some pussy shit like moon drifting happen. "

" Not gonna happen. You humans can never agree, always wrapping everything up in politics. If it was me, I'd just kill the opposition. This is why you need gods to save your asses again. "

" That's right up my alley! And of course, to fill the void left behind, we gods will step in and once again give humans the answers they're looking for. Two birds, one stone, as they say. "