“I think we are moving into extremely volatile and dangerous times, as modern electronic technologies give mankind almost unlimited powers to play with its own psychopathology as a game.” —JG Ballard

So grateful that I got to spend seven years with you guys! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn I will miss our Friday nights!

A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas & home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Rodney Dangerfield dancing in other famous dance sequences 🔥 So good

I lost my job, oil is six dollars a gallon, my kids have measles, and secret police roam the streets, killing and imprisoning people at random. But at least now students at schools I've never heard of aren't heckling conservative speakers that I've never heard of.

It sure would be great that if during the greatest energy crisis of our lifetimes, we didn't have a President who was scared of windmills.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

You'll never believe what we did in Minnesota

Going to war with a country, then immediately floating the idea of lifting sanctions on its oil to prevent your own economic collapse, is the definition of strategic failure

There’s one thing stupider than spending 1.5 trillion to lose a war to a middle power in the Middle East, and that is spending 1.7 trillion to do so.

Wow who knew that massively spiking the price of oil would make the price of EVERYTHING go up? Certainly not the guy who got elected because a bunch of idiots believe he's "good at business" despite the long track record proving otherwise.

Only Trump would lift sanctions against a country AFTER starting a war with them. Art of the deal.

Donald Trump to receive the Mark Twain FIFA Prize for humor

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want Trump: deal! FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

This one is gonna be hilarious to me until the day they call my time of death

Only three things in life are certain: death, taxes and Donald Trump claiming the Strait of Hormuz is open again at 8:30 before the stock market opens.

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." —Hillary