Hello member of the @ADubWrestle Cruiserweight division, Karlie Nash (OC/Parody)! We here at Xpress Fighting Systems are still awaiting delivery of our order!

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We here at Xpress Fighting Systems wonder how a bunch of porn-tweeting deviants even BECAME the @ADubWrestle Cruiserweight Tag Champions in the FIRST place! Shame, ladies and gentlemen. SHAME!

We see you, @ADubWrestle OH YES WE DO actionwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/6059/xp…

We here at Xpress Fighting Systems do NOT know who this supposed MAD person of the FEMALE gender is, but we are FAITHFUL employees of the company who FEARS booking the GREAT MIKO, and as such shall PASS this message along to our many MANY followers! actionwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/6436/de…

There is a VICIOUS and PERSISTENT rumor that THE GREAT MIKO was spotted in Vegas the other day when she attacked AND DEFEATED a pack of WILD NINJAS. We here at Xpress Fighting Systems do NOT know how these things start!

"The Greatest Hero in the History of Nevada" for @ADubWrestle vs. Scott Slayer and featuring a certain woman of ill repute who shall NOT be named But! BUT! I will give you a SMALL HINT Her initials are Kenzi (Screen Writer) ✍️ actionwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/6525/gr…

We here at Xpress Fighting Systems cannot WAIT to have THE MOOOOOUNTAAAAAAIIIIIIN Shinjiro Nakama in attendance for his BABY SISTER'S Sweet 20 graduation party!

"Café Disaffecto" for @ADubWrestle vs. Flop actionwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/6630/ca…

While we here at Xpress Fighting Systems appreciate the thought, Mrs Cunningham would be NONE TOO PLEASED at your request, Ma'am!

My sincerest apologies, Ma'am! But THE MOUUUUUUNTAAAAAAAIIIIIN Shinjiro Nakama would like to take this time to remind you that it is #SwoleLikeShinji and NOT #PuffyLikeTheShortOne, as you well know!

Pardon me, Madam Angelica 😺!

Madam Kenzi (Screen Writer) ✍️! Please tell your PALER half to give up her FRUITLESS Parler activities and TEACH her sister the TRUE meaning of the world "ACCIDENT!"

Madam Sidney Grey! A moment of your time, please!

The MOUNNNNTAIIIIN stepping into that Zoom call with Angelica 😺 and Kenzi (Screen Writer) ✍️ like:

We here at Xpress Fighting Systems express our DELIGHT and HAPPINESS and PRIDE in the EXCELLENT display of wrestling tactics displayed by the BEAUTIFUL and BODACIOUS Bobbi London 🇦🇺 at The XWF's Anarchy! We look forward to those tactics helping Kenzi (Screen Writer) ✍️ win at High Stakes!

Mrs Sidney Grey! A moment of your time again, please!

A moment of your time, Miss Angelica 😺!

Ah ha!