thats the beard the little rascals used when they tried to get a loan from the bank

Eu na cadeira do cinema me segurando para não dançar todas as músicas que tocarem no filme do Michael Jackson:

Life is way too short to hold grudges.

How it feels being told you smell good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sittin courtside tonight

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

Pretending to be boring so people can leave you alone is top tier

'Isso não vai funcionar" Eu olhando pra pessoa depois de funcionar:

Chilling.

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.” MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME MY BANK IS FORCING ME THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME SOCIETY IS FORCING ME

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

Can’t wait for the JPMorgan Movie

Are these 3 DEI hires, who RAN out the room when the shooter appeared, secret service??!!!