friend: come on, the weather isn't that cold me:

going to work so embarrassing, letting everybody know you need money

me making my future husband his lonche

“i’m just resting my eyes” me actually passing out 5 min later

me telling my mom a secret: my mom the next day:

Him: Wanna come with me? Me:

When u ask ur male friends for advice n they start off with “ima b real”

Me calling God to make sure I ain't on his "Strongest Warriors" list again for 2023

Traveling together is high on the list of my love languages.

i will lurk hard idgaf😭 i’ll watch yo momma insta story rn

me looking for things I don’t wanna find out:

One of my besties is engaged 🥺

Me getting the urge to become the best version of myself in the middle of the night:

Y’all I very very lowkey want a baby

Me getting up to pee after being comfortable in bed

me right after giving him attitude

Me immediately after my paycheck hits

me forgetting to eat all day n feeling snatched