how does a 145 million dollar movie look worse than pre-broadway tryout bootlegs filmed on a potato in 2002

Secretary (2002)

so strange to watch this weird thing i was obsessed with my entire adolescence become a mainstream blockbuster. what do you mean one of the biggest pop stars in the world plays glinda and keeps saying she’s gay. if you had told me that ten years ago i would’ve had an aneurysm

are they lovers? worse. so much worse.

i gave oomf my last name and legal entitlement to half my assets

whispered ”omg it’s stephen schwartz” to my fiancée during wicked and the old swedish man in front of us turned to his wife and went ”who the hell is stephen schulz”

severance has such a gorgeous score

these likes.....name 5 camille preaker suicide attempts

great tv is like crack too bad you only get to experience it every five years or so

me in the kitchen: she’s so beautiful i need to fuck her against the counter i need to sink into her skin and i need to grind my bones against hers until our marrows mix her:

anyone with taste more esoteric than me is a circlejerking schizophrenic. anyone with taste less esoteric than me is a slop producing brainrot consumer

i find this kind of reductive. she is experiencing what she knows is likely her final moments of existence. have you ever loved someone? been loved? if so, could you choose a stranger’s happiness over a final moment with them? i couldn’t

honey, mommy needs you to lock in. lock in for mommy, please

in the time it's taken me to write my wife this gta v michael/trevor fic the gta vi release date has been pushed back three times archiveofourown.org/works/68312221

one fundamental thing you must understand in order to enjoy wicked is that at its core it’s poorly written wizard of oz fanfiction with a good score

old man yaoi 🤝 writing fanfic for my wife's birthday #rabbot archiveofourown.org/works/82955821