I get queezy when I see women post back to back pregnancy announcements and it’s not even my uterus 😂

Ugh not me just now making dinner 🫩🥱🙄

Texter (always), Caller when it’s important and I fwu, FaceTimer when I overly fwu and need to be in your business during that conversation

Did some lash clusters. Still tryna figure out if I like them 🤔

Pstfuttm 😤

In The Polar Express why none of these kids asked each other’s names

My son just like me. He loves being clean 🤣

Being able to change the iMessage background is so cute. I love it

Everybody shut the fuck up. I just paid all my bills at one time… 😭 my stomach hurts

Can you make a baked potato in the air fryer 🤔

Finally getting past season 2 of Nashville since falling in love with this show way back when and boyyyy Juliette was some shit 🥴

#Doc comes on tonight 👏🏾👏🏾

Is ‘I Miss You’ by Beyoncé considered a “deep cut”? 🤔

My friend has an ice maker and I’ve been making ice all day 😭😭😭😭 I NEED ITTTT

Not my sister holding my son hostage 😭 like bring that boy home NEIOWWWW

Drake starting a song saying “Fck Yo Co-Worker She A Hatin Ass Hoe” still sends me 😭😭 Start that shit overrrrr 👏🏾👏🏾

Why does ticket master only allow you to buy 2 tickets or more?! It’s pissing me off!!! 🤬😤

One thing about it, me and Son gon duck off and go take a contact nap 😴

Lordt I have to re sleep train my 5mo old 🙄😩

Every year like clock work 😭