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me checking my phone to see what i missed while i was sleep

september🧸☕️🌧️

"Are you awake?" Me: yeah Me after hitting send:

me reading twitter like it’s the morning paper.

this person right here will have an amazing September

When you home alone & you hear a noise 😭

Sleeping with a pretty girl & she start snoring

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"I'm just resting my eyes" me actually passing out 5 min later

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn.

Me on FaceTime looking at myself & not listening

“are you awake?” me: yeah me after hitting send:

i can blow $1000 in 5 minutes, then stretch $17.50 for about 8 days 😭😭😭