So Becca, how was moving to Columbus today? I’m glad you asked honey chipotle chicken crispers

Jim’s World

need me a lobobo

Miss the life I lived when I was in Akron but don’t miss Akron ya feel

"i knew sabrina before she blew up" "i knew chappell before she blew up" guess who i knew before they blew up

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

“He gonna get this porta pussy!”

“I know it may look like I can feed an army but I’m not producing right now”

September will feel like this

Would be kinda cool to be in love again idk tho

Missing Vegas rn

“I came back home and I was told I have to leave you because you’re a Gemini. No further explanation was given.”

“Jesus was mad chill! He’s an indica! This the New Testament!”

“I think I learned my lesson with fat side kicks”

January: This is gonna be my year December:

u really don't even realize how unfunny men are until they start sending u memes. like u laughed at that? u thought i would find that funny?

jamie, your emmy is coming.

“I’ve got two businesses and a vibrator!”

“Ruby, you’re such a good mama!” “…I don’t want to be anything.”