Knowing me rn is like buying bitcoin in 2009

Bragging to everyone I know about the unscheduled phone call I had with my friend today

by age 21 you should have gambled your net worth at least twice

JOSEEEEEEE

Smoking on that shit that made Saul a good man

Pov: your dutch project manager is about to give you bad news on a friday afternoon

Just me and my goyfriend

"I still watch it to this day." –– Carmelo Anthony on "I'm Coming Home" 15 years ago today:

Being a person is torture

Erectile overfunction.

gambling was a wholesome and respectable activity until it fell into the depraved and gluttonous hands of sillicon valley

doing a bump of hope

Doing a line of depression

Bike on the sidewalk like I’m chopped jfk jr.

Goy, do I need a cigarette

You got engaged just to post about it on linkedin, didn't you

Gun to your head name a reason to live

Alcohol, but you can call me al

It’s a hard mog life