I’ve waited since the first time I ever watched top gun, for a sequel.. and now it’s happening. I’m so hyped #TopGunMaverick #TopGun2 #Ifeeltheneedforspeed

Just worked overnight.. just bought and consumed a 24oz latte.. why am I like this

Ah crippling depression you are my favorite

Friends, GAMEDAY is upon us! #RollTide #BAMAvsDUKE #TheEmpireStrikesBack

How do you stop retaining water asking for a friend

Iced MOAC here I come

By 2030 it is essential that mankind reduce by 95% its total annual emission of bullshit.

Protecting your heart doesn’t make you weak. It means you recognize areas where you may need a little more care given to ensure you don’t break.

I took such a long break from Twitter. And I needed it. #MentalHealthMatters

God I felt this one

[first day at the gym] trainer: have you tried the bench press me: [trying to sound healthy] i fuckin love bench juice

Why yes I think I will carry 20lbs all on my back today #thanksarmy #thisiswhymybodyhurts

Yo me too. Do you mean physically or emotionally cause same

Holy moly Christmas is in three days

And just like that y’all I’m realizing my wall lockers are as messy as my life #thisiswhyidontcleanthem

Ever have those days where you ask yourself if you really need your job? Cause same

The American hero we didn’t know we needed

The world has gone to hell in a hand basket since the last time I logged into Twitter I see

How come no one’s talked about the fact Shin and Woojin’s MMT Round 1 POBs are literally album PCs??