when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

Now people are in my mentions like "we didn't read The Great Gatsby in high school, grandma!" YEAH, that's a problem. That book is not that hard, it's incredibly relevant. A high school education now isn't as rigorous as the past. Most importantly tho, I'm not blaming the kids.

CATCHER IN THE RYE? THE GREAT GATSBY? TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD? THE THINGS THEY CARRIED? OF MICE AND MEN? THE SCARLET LETTER? we are losing recipes

mixing a bunch of bullshit on my lips to create the best lip combo of all time that I can never replicate

my kisses are 30g of protein btw

gotta start rewarding my intuition with gratitude, instead of the grief of feeling bad for being right.

i lied. i love going out i love coming home at 3am i love a good DJ set i love saying "yes" last minute i love sidequest maxing i love the shots i love to not take life so seriously

Y’all put white people on a pedestal and are surprised when y’all come across Black people who weren’t raised like that.

I deserve a very flirty, fun summer. Enough with being locked in, I need whimsy and ridiculous joy.

recession in decatur

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only!! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth!

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

unfortunately, diet, exercise, and waking up at the crack of dawn DOES dramatically improve the quality of your life.

i’m not meant for SHIT CASUAL i need that soul burning passion thank u

spelling my name wrong in an email when my email has my name IN IT, is one of the most annoying forms of microagression