Wanna know what real grief is ? Being baws deep into the cold and no having a tissue on the train and having to use your fuckin Sleave

Well today is the day I move out the family house and into my boyfriends Dumbarton, it’s been a great 5th alternate Stirling doll - hope u can handle this hot ass on ur streets

Mad how we are all so supportive of Ukraine ……until they win the Eurovision and it all comes out Fakes phonies and snakes on this plane #Ukraine️ 🇺🇦

I asked AI what the scotrail HQ looked like This is what it sent

The whole of New York rn

Naw but is sophie anderson actual dead ??? Cos am beside myself wi grief wont even manage my chinese

Mad that the same “lads lads “ who will happily call a a gay man a predator or a nonce for a small step out of line ( dgmw some defo deserve it) are now the same people blue in the face and the balls trying to defend Russell Brand, i just think its really funny

That girl when the fog cleared from the gloryhole

Racists foaming at the mouth at my very existence. Me:

Me when woman come into the salon flashin pics of skinfades as if am turkish and know how to use anything under a guard 2

Dunno whats more annoying , the dog barking because of the fireworks or ma maw singing really loud every time it happens to distract the dog

A wish rupaul would just set raven free tbh

This is Jackie Baillie, deputy leader of a foreign political party in Scotland. It has accused the SNP of “game playing” by tabling a motion demanding a ceasefire in Palestine. She is wants to allow the continuation of the slaughter of Palestinian children, babies and women.

Ave goat a warrent out bro , layin low

Kate Middleton finding her AI-generated self in the Kensington Palace basement

Officers from the Rural Crime Taskforce are appealing for information after a report of Theft of Livestock A female was seen taking a young lamb

It’s getting to that time of year again when I continually have to correct my partner that Kirsty mccoll died due to a speedboat accident and infact was not assassinated by the IRA…

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They need to ban waiting at the corrie gates again 🙄 poor fiz 💔