What would aurora be called if she was a Dinosaur? Aurorawr

Me introducing myself in drag:

Wait why does 19 year old me with a fake mustache look like bozo 😂

Yall it’s time to admit that Santa is Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town is ridiculously hot I don’t care if he’s a puppet

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Ugh Gaga I fuckin love ya

For some reason I just had a daydream of 🫘 Bean Seedlings🌱 doing a parody of “The Fate of Ophelia” called “The Types of Bacteria” 😂

I don’t have a drag family but if I did this is what I think there names would be: New Years Nancy Val Entine St. Patricia Easter Esther Your Mother. Susan. Flag Day Florence Your Father. Howard. July 4th Julie (shes estranged) Labor Day Larry Halloween Hilda Thanksgiving Terry

This is drag

They robbed us blind and told us that our neighbors were the enemy. All that culture war shit was a diversion to distract us from the largest wealth transfer in history.

Rose Byrne names ‘SPY’ as the hidden gem in her filmography: "It’s so funny. Melissa is so funny. Jason is so funny. It’s a joy." (Via magicfm)

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Karma

I like dragon age inquisition for the plot! The plot:

Javier Bardem is wearing a patch protesting the war in Iran—“No a la Geurra,” it reads—that he said is the same patch he wore in 2003 to protest “the illegal war of Iraq.” “And here we are, 23 years after,” he said on the #Oscars red carpet, with another war “[led] by Trump and

Ugh. I really REALLY hate it when people get played off. The room was NOT HAPPY. Surely you can spare a few extra seconds? Do better The Academy #Oscars

Yall I really do have this problem where I feel most myself as a man when I have facial hair but when I’m in drag and I have facial hair I don’t feel like myself 😂 And I like it on other people! Brain why are you like this?

Happy 40th birthday to the iconic Lady Gaga.