turned my goldfish into a dolphin

“Horny Facts™: When I text bae: 🐎🐇 When bae text me: 🐢🐌”

“@charxjoelleee_: R.I.P to all the money I have spend on food this year.”

“@_iLikeBoysDaily: Morning pic.x.com/R14zeHI0KH”

Do not pity the dead, pity the living

“Perfect Boyfriend: boys with cute butts make this world a better place”

“Perfect Boyfriend: Cannot wait to start my own little family 👪 pic.x.com/WNcxsyqAif”

Cheer me up

I ain't no side bitch

my bff and i judging u

Beyoncé - Resentment

“Horny Facts™: marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs”

My man keeps me going

When this semester ends

For better or for worse

“Horny Facts™: if a girl randomly tweets "lol" something happened and its probably not funny”

“Kardashian Reactions: How many goldfish can you fit on your cat before it wakes up? pic.x.com/SH1IicKVRi”

“Sexual Gifs: relationship goals vine.co/v/MxI9XYeBU0l”