gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

A whole civilization might die tonight but you still have to rock up to work tomorrow and log in to Microsoft Teams

I love running to my local watering hole. It's the running back that fucking sucks after a few wings and a beer

🚨: NASA just released this closest image of Moon ever taken by Artemis II . The clarity in insane in this view.

And that's ok

It's not that deep

I'm gonna fight this guy at the bar for being a fucking bigot. He's not even talking to me but I want to punch his fucking teeth in

I just want a drink

Not my neighbor asking me "is that the walk of shame?" First of all: fuck You and your judgy tone Secondly: yes.

Look at the language they're trying to use lmao "maniac" & "terrifying" bro 99% of people are cheering this on...it's literally only the 1% that's scared

Grow some inches pussy!

Fuck the 1 percent!

This being single shit is going to be tough

mood…

now that im an adult i understand why all my grandma did was smoke cigarettes on her patio listening to music

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

Use my hands as your bra

I got a face!