music make you

when you need to confirm you're not a robot

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out. Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals? #GMB

Really hope I haven’t died.

If you see me walking around in a Dennis Rodman t shirt screaming today... I am living proof no matter how many hours of yoga you do, one bad nights sleep over 30 years old and your back is fucked.

They just don’t make sour sweets like they did in the 90’s

I can no longer control my facial expressions in meetings. I will be fired if we return to the office

My favourite Sean Lock joke: “You know when you’re on a night bus there’s always a nutter on there? I got on one last night and there weren’t one - so I had to do it.” RIP.

Me whilst cooking

Still the best

Free show The Dick Whittington with the mighty Stay Voiceless and everything is teeth and quiet pills and its FREE FREE FREE💋💀

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Best bit about fresh nail night is the 20 min drive singing like a mad woman

NOW ANTONI, YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING WITH THIS #QueerEye

Keith that is an ARM

Few days shy of 50 and when I ask my super goth 13-year-old what they're listening to they tell me it's a band I probably don't know called The Cure.