Someone inform Flaming Hot Takes

Back on Twitter after over a year away….much needed but just in time for March Madness 😈

Hate when my neighborhood gas station gets a new employee and they wanna be all “ay put your number, gets you a discount on your drink” like brother I know, this is more my gas station than it is yours

Fantasy PPR stats for every college football Heisman winner ever….in case anyone else was curious 🤷‍♂️ #Heisman #CollegeFootball #FantasyFootball

No matter how much space I have in a pantry or cabinets, I will always store cereal boxes on top of the fridge 🤷‍♂️

Miami (OH) absolutely deserves to be in the NCAA Tournament, and anyone who thinks otherwise is probably a bitter Auburn fan

Omg they’re trying sooo hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Just realized the best part of having an autobid is that we don’t need a relative going on tv to explain why we deserve to be in over a 30-win Miami Athletics

Why can’t Alabama Basketball just be normal once

It’s been an insanely long day working the phones but here’s my perspective and the contents of my notebook on Aden Holloway’s arrest on the eve of the NCAA Tournament. My column ➡️ patch.com/alabama/tuscal…

UMBC has a better record in the NCAA Tournament against 1-seeds (1-0) than against 16-seeds (0-1).

I wonder if we just didn’t send a few of those missiles at Iran, would we be able to afford free school lunch for every kid here in the USA?

Houston scored 55 points in their Sweet 16 loss last night to Houston Alabama and Michigan are tied 47-47 with 30 seconds remaining in the 1st half #MarchMadness

Shower thought of the day: if the glasses/contacts market ever collapsed and ceased to exist, I would be screwed because I am blind without them….

MAGA moves the goal posts so much when it comes to Trump, you would think Alabama football just got upset

We actually live in such a stupid timeline. Why is this a headline? My goodness

The downfall of Tim Anderson is an underrated phenomenon in sports

Am I crazy or was MH just jogging….? #Braves

Pistons are possibly the most fraudulent 1 seed ever, and Cade Cunningham is awful 😂😂 #Pistons #NBAPlayoffs

Can we please stop going to commercial after every 30 seconds of game time #NBAPlayoffs