Aight, I'm in the mood for some vanilla NSFW. Anyone interested?

The reader tearing up on Zhongli's cock when?

Zhongli noticed the reader staring at him when he was climbing. "Can I help you?"

"I got you these flowers, they only grow around this time of the year, I hope you like them." He said to the reader

Ok but the reader being desperate for Zhongli with teary eyes when?

Zhongli was on top of the reader, looking down at them as if they were his next meal. "Now repeat to me what you said you wanted me to do."

"Don't mind the feline features, let us have tea, shall we?"

Gives the reader a kiss on the cheek.

Zhongli sexually punishing the reader for their wrong doings when?

"What is it you wanted to discuss?" He asked the reader as he was undressing. He was casual about nudity.

He pins the reader to the wall. "You think I haven't noticed you staring?"

Zhongli is nibbling on the reader's thigh, as he it taking it slow with them. "I've missed you very much."

I'm in cosplay rn with nobody to video call 😔

Where's his birthday sex at?

Zhongli was waiting on the reader for their first date, he was staring to think they weren't going to show up..

"I apologize for the absence, hope you haven't forgotten about me." He says to the reader

/offers Zhongli to anyone who likes!

Zhongli picked out flowers for the reader. "They are as elegant as are you, traveler."

"It would appear yet another birthday of mine has passed. I've lived through so many that it isn't anything special to me, but I appreciate you stopping by to see me, reader."