Remember when googling a word actually gave you that neat little box with meaning, synonyms, antonyms, etymology, even phonetic transcription. Now it's been replaced by AI slop overview which is objectively worse completely useless. THIS IS ENSHITTIFICATION!

She makes zero income and gets paid in room and board. Indentured servant.

As the A.I. data centers consume more water, expect these ‘experts’ to start telling us to shower like once a month.

Canadian dollars when you tryna buy things outside of Canada🤣🤣🤣

Man I told these 23 year old girlies I was 28 last night and they went “whaaaat you look so gooood!” yeah bro I’m 28😭😭😭😭😭omg lmaooo

The cheat code nobody talks about: Being reliable. Answer emails quickly. Show up on time. Do what you said. Keep small promises. Remember details. In a world where everyone is flaky, reliability looks like genius. It's not talent.

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I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

It’s so funny how men on this app have this notion that both, Eastern European and Latina women, are submissive trads who just want to cook all day. In reality these women will walk all over you and make you their whipping boy.

This is one of the darkest things I have ever read

They’re selling attached 2 bedroom houses in Islington for 2 mil

“There were Germans, French, English… people from all Western countries who paid large sums of money to be taken there to shoot civilians,”. War and genocide are not just another way for the wealthy to get wealthier, they are also their entertainment. Bring back the guillotine.

male postpartum depression is when men get depressed because they aren’t the only baby in the house anymore

90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.

we jest but a ‘phone bad’ Toy Story movie might save the children

Everything that’s good for your baby is good for you too as a mother. Early bed times, naps, healthy food, limited screen time, beautiful books, cuddles and love, discipline and routine. Having children we love can make us look after ourselves better too.

Repeat after me: “Congrats! When is he/she due?” “Congrats! It’s the best thing ever.” “Congrats! It flies by. Enjoy every minute.” or literally anything but: “Enjoy your sleep now!” “Say goodbye to your free time!” “The newborn phase is the easy part lol. You’ll see.”