My favourite Eden Hazard memory is a masterclass on a cold Wednesday night in Sunderland. Man-marked, double up, triple up, quadruple up. They got nowhere near him. Unstoppable. youtu.be/YkBVEMYX74c?si…

My #Duolingo365 is a touch more impressive than my #SpotifyWrapped

Yup. A good dose of cathartic release is a nice belated gift.

Two fucking keepers 🤣

As ever Mr Youth is spot on. Perhaps Bergstrom's height is valuable for set pieces? S. 🦒

It's been a rough month, but trying to foster some good from it. Last week I went with my mum to register my stepdad's death; it was an absolute farce as we repeatedly had to confirm details the Registrar already had. There has to be a less painful way... chng.it/KJRNypxqhW

🥹🇧🇷💙 muito obrigado o monstro

I wonder the justification for radical changes to the undisputably best run academy in the country, if not the world?

The best there'll ever be

Yay, football.

Behdad Eghbali: "Chelsea ... was not terribly well-managed on the football side, sporting side or promotional side". They have certainly continued that, and added 'human side' to the list. Hope they get bored and sell up soon.

He deserved better. Trevoh Chalobah 💙

Never even liked tennis anyway.

If only Clownlake and WinStewart had the same transparency over their decision making at an elite sports organisation

Negotiating with yourself in the media. Amazing how, even now, I find new ways to feel embarrassed about Chelsea.

Could really have done without my easyJet flight back from Geneva being delayed by two hours. Save me from myself and #DeadlineDay doomscrolling this app