I remember years ago when I thought I could make gambling blackjack a full time job. for 2 months straight every weekend I went to the IRL casino & non-consensually r*ped the house - like something out of a movie you could not replicate this euphoria the math is simple,

you niggas get to acting so gay when the price goes down “omg local top” go get you a boyfriend emotional ass nigga

wait until government agencies start deploying their quantum computing AI IRS agents solely with the intent of penetrating you with zero consent & unveiling all of your private wallets next thing you know all your assets are frozen. yes, your Solana as well. forecasted.

typed all that just to admit he had no edge and is retarded like the rest of us never meet your heroes

every. single. time.

you can’t make this up PumpFun breaks their 48hr silence not to address the 1billion dollar raise or any airdrops, but to bait Elon into potentially pumping more money into their back pockets incredible shalom niggas

nigga I wonder why