Me choosing “truth” in Truth or Dare Just to lie anyway.

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

when someone evil tells you one of their methods and you realize they’ve done it to you

And like Miley Cyrus said: “I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”

Mind you, the money hasn't come yet.

When the music ain't musicing cuz you've musiced ur music too much

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

being bilingual 🤝 stuttering in both languages

even as a joke don’t belittle anyone.

I do think it's strange to immigrate to a country and then spend all your time and energy criticising the place.

X dépuis que Elon Musk a mis la traduction automatique

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot

I'm a very independent woman but I have NO desire to be with someone that watches me do everything on my own.

Quando vc vai nas notas do seu celular procurar uma senha e acaba achando um textão falando de como se sentia

them acknowledging my weightloss means they noticed when I gained weight