POV: You own a Parrot & an Alexa🦜🎶

Niggas don’t talk about how chasing your dreams make you anti social af

She has A-LOT of requests! Very annoying

The border crossing scene in SICARIO is up there with the greatest scenes of all time.

And suddenly the man waking up for work at 5AM is no longer your dad It’s you

this is an insane headline

Trump is on a Jordan level run in 2026

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week.

The government wouldn’t do that…. Oh yes they absolutely would.

“I never released the interview because she didn’t pass the sniff test. We found something that said she was tied to Epstein, and she got very uncomfortable in the interview and wanted it pulled. I said we’re not pulling anything, and we’re not releasing it at all. The only time

2020: “You sound like a conspiracy theorist” 2024: “Okay maybe you were onto something” 2026: “How did you know all of this?”

Imagine seeing 9/11, the dot-com bubble, the 2008 financial crash, COVID, and the Epstein files and STILL trusting the government and mainstream media.

this season is a generational banger

Supreme Spring/Summer 2026 Accessories 🔥 Amazing new collection of various crazy accessories, set to release this season! Which one is your favorite?

That “FAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH” adlib is the funniest thing on the internet rn

-Study for 20 years -work for 40 years -free for 5-10 years -Die It’s a scam bro

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

when your girl get sleepy and she think it's bedtime for both yall