“Conquest. I don’t even get a real name. Only a purpose.”

I fucking love this trend man

I WILL NOT LET YOU CIRCUMCIZE MY COOOCCKKKKK

Gunna’s next album is going to be the greatest of the decade

“It sounds like niggas in the car w you” - “she said be quiet” “It sounds like niggas in the car w you” *she hangs up*

Even the innocent black men killed by corrupt cops?

i remember

hey man can you hold this gun for a sec? make sure to grip it so your fingerprints really get on there

I KNOW THAT AIN'T WHO I THINK IT IS!

I can clearly understand why these niggas were always fighting wars. You can’t have a fit like this at home and not be looking for an opportunity to wear it so that you can aura farm

My manager: y do u smell like beer Me: bc i drank beer #stupidbitch

My friends in the Knicks group chat are not holding up well

Wayne didn’t get picked for the superbowl and said “alright I’m about to lock in and show everyone they made a good decision”

Timeless and tailored response to “violent” protests.