It’s all right, buddy, that’s what you were designed to do…

They just created a million Franz Wagners.

Manager argues with umpire, and the ump says F**k it, pitch the ball💀

India is a place of constant Looney Tunes cartoon disasters. Like I would think this stuff is fake but no it's just a normal day in India where nothing works.

there's no fucking way dutch is a real language

We won the league the next season Brev do you have any idea how mad that is

Best hitters since integration

Remarkable how quickly and efficiently police act when corporations are losing money

this list implies that tony gwynn, al kaline, ty cobb, hank aaron, and willie mays, and ricky henderson are not legends or household names

He’s a better hitter than the gambler in LA but some people don’t wanna hear that

"35 hour work weeks" Yeah, no. Very few teachers clock in at 8 and leave at 3.

Kash understands what a discovery phase is right

26+ HR / 19+ SB seasons in #Reds history: - Adam Dunn 1 - Elly De La Cruz 0

This is the kind of weed God put on earth for us to smoke not the dispensary pack from a half century of CIA research

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

If you put this on you immediately get registered as a sex offender

Didn’t Billy Wagner get inducted to the HOF in an Astros hat last year or was I just hallucinating when I was in Cooperstown last August

It’s like their minds are physically incapable of processing that the stadiums are in the middle of nowhere lmao