really sick that fanfic doesn't count towards my yearly reading goal. when god sings with his creations will fanfic not be part of the choir???

HELLO LITTLE BUNNY

I love people who stan both of them bc we get edits like this

people my age are at the oscars while i’m on ao3 searching for my next shane hollander mpreg fic

right….right……

and if it’s real i would be giggling and kicking my feet so hard

Olivia Rodrigo tells British Vogue that she’s a “long way from” marriage: “What am I, a child bride? I hope that young girls know that life is full of so much joy that is unrelated to husband or kids.”

I’m so used to US politicians pretending to be powerless that this feels like a headline from another universe

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it

WRITE THE FIC!! NOW!!!!

BRO IS MOANING IN A VERIZON COMMERCIAL ARE WE FR???

ahhh the ancient texts…..

never seen such severe pretty boy syndrome in my life…😪😮‍💨🤧