I'll save the kings life if I can own a castle for 700 years.

The far right are deeply uncurious people. They don't look to find deeper meaning in art or entertainment. They don't think about the motivations of the news they consume. They don't ask why our social strucures exist like this. Curiosity can make us more humane.

My kid was telling me the other day about how he flew to nanny and grandads house. He didn't, he can't fly, but it was an awesome story.

Crushing on a teacher is fine, I've been there. I don't expect kids to have their shit together. The teacher acting on it sexually is abuse. They are the one with the power. As legal arguments go this is just entirely stupid.

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This bugs me. If you tell me your name is Jim the Space fish I will call you that, you have control of your personhood and how it is expressed. Water that you assign a name is a whole different thing. The water didn't do that some rich white dudes did. Zero respect for that.

I'm going to be really vulnerable here. Many years ago, I watched Al Qaeda carry out the 9/11 attacks in the US, just two days after they had assassinated Ahmad Shah Massoud. Being an Afghan American up until that point had been largely inconsequential at best, but nothing was

If you're pretty fit and not at risk I do honestly think you should give this a try for a week just for the experience. Nothing like some drunk prick waking you up by pissing on you.

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How do I get the confidence level of a cis het failing to turn on a lesbian?

True but also makes perfect sense to me that they'd stand together.

That's why we collectivise Margaret.

Need a guy with a starmetal sword to write an absurdist book to provide some kinda insight into this phase of my life. He helped me work out so much shit in the past.

The phrase is a contraction of not much chop, which means something is low class. Because the English have always been horny for class

Join a union, now

What about people who can't work you posh twat?

Lesbians: this bathroom stuff is stupid and it'll hurt women *nobody listens*

Why not? We're responsible for some of the worlds worst atrocities and we have them. The US have them, Israel have them and they're doing a genocide. Why not at this point?

I wonder if we've ever considered not bombing random countries... Like maybe that'd reduce the threat level.