I WANT TO WEAR A UNIFORM, NOT A COSTUME ⟿ Not DoX compliant ⟿ Threads below ⟿ One of #mallowan's mysteries

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"But that's where the noodles are!"

She inhales deep, and thinks for a moment. To her, it felt like a long moment. In reality? Maybe two seconds. "I'm gonna go in, what's the worse that could be in there?"

No dancing?

"I've seen worse!" A bright grin is the last glimpse before she's charging straight for the kitchen. Ready or not @WeaponedClaws here she comes!

Power move dancing! When you dance like that, nobody wants to mess with you because you're mesmerising and asserting dominance.

What does that even MEAN.

"If I get in trouble, the problem is the system and not me, I'm innocent."

None of those things ban kitchen company! HI, GRANDPA.

"No no I liked that first train of thought, keep going."

So you're saying if I only wear socks, I can slide around?

You take clean floors a lot more seriously than Laura. Okay, socks but no shoes. What'cha making?

"I'm just being windswept and curious, no bad behaviour here!" She brings a hand to her mouth, to whisper back. "I'll get him when he least expects it."

"That's just because somebody made a rule about not going in. Whenever somebody says you can't go in somewhere, you have to go in. I'll get a video, he'll look so grumpy!"

"Grandpa Logan. He should know better, so if you think about it, it's his fault - I'm just an innocent bystander in all this. Chocolate chip! Those are the best."

She likes the kitchen to be clean, but she doesn't mind if I go in with her. We talk about stuff when she's cooking. Burgers! What kinda cheese do you use? Do you get the buns with the seeds on them? Ketchup and mayo, or just ketchup?

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