“That's a fairly extreme assumption. The way I see it, it is just easier to pull you along by your scarf to keep you at my walking pace or at my height for direct eye contact.” “If you happen to enjoy that, I would consider it a good thing. It means I'm not strangling you.”

“Early to rise, late to fall.”

🤠❤️

... Ahem.

“Yes, McCassidy?”

“I would sooner drink oolong steeped in motor oil before I'd take up that stupid outfit again.”

“It's an arbitrary day to promote merchandise, anyway.”

“I am not judging. Without the corporately gullible, we would have no economy.” ^_^

“.....?”

“What were you saying?”

“... Alright, then.”

Back into hiding until needed for a mission. It's for the better this way.

“... Yes, McCassidy? Do you want a tiny cowboy hat, too?”

It takes every countering force in his body not to whip around and drive an arrow into the other's knee. But he doesn't. He's been working on his knee-jerk reactions. “Please. Do NOT do that.”

“You've already done that. Numerous times. Sometimes multiple times in one day.”

“And would the unbearable corniness happen to be a byproduct of said affliction?”

I do not lose.

“Two birds or a flock.”