من مثل لعنتی برهنه هستم!

A pack of cigs and a night out with the boys (fellas)

Calling every guy over the age of 40 boss today

Patrick Kane has decided to join the Detroit Red Wings!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK

WHERE’D YOU GET THAT CHEEESE DANNY!

THERE IT IS! PATRICK KANE'S FIRST AS A RED WING!

من و همسرم خیلی خسته ایم به خاطر این همه سکس جشن پلی آف که داشتیم، برو براونز!

امروز جو فلاکو با همه مادران رابطه جنسی دارد و ما خون هر تگزاسی تپه ای در تگزاس را می نوشیم!

It's a British tradition to recite this word for word in the worst possible scouse accent to every scouser you meet on a night out

I have reportedly talked about drinking 15 beers tonight

Charles Barkley apologizes to Beyonce's mom for trashing Galveston Immediately mocks Galveston again "That water is so dirty I'd rather go to San Antonio with those big ole' women"

If ordering a beefy 5-layer burrito before 9am is wrong lock me up in the state penitentiary

Big buck hunter.

My dad if he pitched to me at the Home Run Derby