just made a pizza for breakfast. i would be unstoppable if i had ingredients more often

Girl Dinner

Whispering "It's called technique you troglodyte" as I bowl a strike

I promise I'll stream again soon! Things just keep happening :c

Sometimes you just have to get down on all fours and tear something apart with your teeth

the new home screen changes are a little insane with some characters i can't

It has taken me my entire lifetime, but I have finally finished a Mystery Dungeon game!

What if Despicable Me 2 gave the minions human proportions?

My wife doing a perfect impression of Goon Lagoon by putting her head inside a plush seal

EMERGENCY BLOAD TAKEOVER

Werehog X Zavok yaoi

Citizens of Uruk: "Help us gods. Gilgamesh is too strong and horny. Please do something" Gods: "Alright, so we made Enkidu. He's a hunk but he looks like a woman. Also he eats grass and fucks crazy style" Citizens of Uruk: "Amazing. This is definitely a good thing"

This lineup just seems somehow wrong to me

I have been planning, and scheming, and preparing, and I finally succeeded. I'm the clothes-stealing girlfriend

ourple

Me: Loose shirts, barely buttoned, thin, cold, skimpy My wife: Dressing gown, hot, warm, fluffy, sexy, comfy, hot, wife wife wife

Eventually I'll stop building lego with an injured hand, but today is not the day!

evil timeline where crabs evolve to look like dogs, but are still crabs

reading about so many vtubers accidentally eating mold fills me with a kind of hope... it's not just me with the curse anymore ;-;

shooting highly trained hamster paratroopers out of a big potato gun