IM BACK

did twitter change their dn font or am i crazy

DOES IT EVER DRIVE YOU CRAZY JUST HOW FAST THE NIGHT CHANGES??!?!?!?!?!?

i was at work scanning items and i saw someone buying like a spider man toothpaste and i realized that my childhood is OVER bring back my strawberry flavored toothpaste PLEASE

ITS BACK MY FAME IS BACK

why arent alligators the ones with sharp jawlines are you kidding me crocodile is a round word alligator is a sharp one so tell me WHY crocodiles are the ones with a triangle jaw fuck this shit they gotta change this what the actual fuck

why am i emo

PLEASE STOP WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MY FRIENDS TOUCHED CROCODILES WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER AND I WAS LIKE "WELL I TOUCHED UR MOMS CROCODILE" AND MY FRIEND LITERALLY SENT ME A VOICE MESSAGE OF THEIR MOTHER RESPONDING IVE KNOWN THAT WOMAN SINCE I WAS 8 PLEASE

i could talk abt things that dont feel right for HOURS like why do alligators have round jaws that doesnt feel right why do locks on doors go like this ⬆️ when theyre locked when it should be this ↔️ so it meets the thing like please

FNAF TRAILER DROPPED AND NO ONE TOLD ME??!?!?!?!?!?

why am i losing followers 👹👹👹

ALL MY IRLS HAVE LEFT TOWN

well that flopped

evelyn ha and fred are dating idc if yall dont know who they are im so happy rn

are you insane

period constipation needs to calm the fuck down bc im not trying to end up walking at a 90 degree angle when im 85 bc of how much im pushing im not in labour im trying to take a shit god damn

hello🫨

uwu