How Italians use electricity 😂

How Italians send nudes

How italians use protection...

Pre Malone/Post Malone

Me: I'm going to do good on this test The test: iM goINg tO Do gOoD oN THis TeSt

Society: "you are an adult now, be responsible." Me "YoU ARe aN AdULt NoW bE ResPonSiBle"

Tony: "I'm not following you." Clay: "IM nOt FoLLoWiNg yOu."

Me: "I'll be fine" Four loko: "iLL Be fInE"

Me: I think I'm pretty smart. My GPA: "i ThInK iM pUrTY smARt"

Helen stop staring at me Helen Keller: ":..: .::. ..: .:..: ::.:"

Mom: it's just a phase Me: iTs NOt juST a PhAsE MOm rAwR xD

Mom: I put you in this world, I can take you out. Me: i PuT u IN thIS wOrLd i CaN TaKe yOu oUt

Me to a friend: do not let me get wasted *4 hours later* Friend: "you need to stop taking shots" Me: YoU nEEd To sToP TaKiNg ShoTs

iPhone users: Androids suck dude Android users: 1/3 "ANdr 3/3 sUk dUuD" 2/3 oIDs

Him: *leaves me on delivered last night* Him this morning: good morning beautiful Me: "gOoD MoRnInG BeaUTiFuL"

Waiter: what would you like to drink? Me:Coke please. Waiter: is Pepsi okay? Me: iS pEpSi OkEeY?

Commercial: He went to Jared's! Girl who's been dating the same guy for 3 years with no engagement ring: "hE WeNT tO jARedS"

"I DoNt gEt THiS aT aLL AnD i CaNt WAIt UnTiL tWO wEEks fROm NoW AnD ThiS MeMe is DEaD AnD GoNe gOOdNiGht" x.com/josephemay2/st…

Netflix: "Are you still watching?" Me: "aRe YoU StiLl WAtChiNG?"