ME: computer; what is my Jeans Number please COMPUTER: your jeans number is 5. the ultimate compromise of durability & comfort ME: (Smiling)

if trump loses he will 100% sell national secrets to foreign governments to pay off debt

after one sip of dew from the hollow of a raspberry i found growing in the meadow: i love all the creatures of the wood equally! they are all important members of our ecosystem! after six sips of dew: *slurred* i don't care for mosquitos

me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.

"Bureaucratics" by Jan Banning

I asked people on the street in NYC what they do for a living

wpears.dev/turkey/ turkey timing calculator using Newton's Law of Cooling

Franz Kafka and milk:

WHO MADE THIS

Like I feel there's a tendency from people higher up in society to say "they should just stop doing that," but I think it's kind of like the approach of telling coal workers they should learn to code. You can't tell them how to find their own purpose.

yeah i work remote

Incredible picture of a bateleur - an eagle from Africa. (Photo Daniele Pralong)

Volcanic Vineyards of La Geria

Drivable half-beetle [📹 Steve Lodi / LodiGlass]

the desire to go to the country in early spring to see once again hawthorns, apple-trees in blossom, storms, the desire for Venice, the desire to settle down to work, the desire to live like other people

I love this

Harris is such a good candidate because she can credibly claim the accomplishments of the administration without being held responsible for any of Biden's specific mistakes. She literally exists in the context of what came before but is also unburdened by what has been

joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine