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wint (@dril) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ME: computer; what is my Jeans Number please COMPUTER: your jeans number is 5. the ultimate compromise of durability & comfort ME: (Smiling)

lil stinker (@superlameballs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

after one sip of dew from the hollow of a raspberry i found growing in the meadow: i love all the creatures of the wood equally! they are all important members of our ecosystem! after six sips of dew: *slurred* i don't care for mosquitos

summer 🖕 (@salesforcechild) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.

Zach Weinersmith (@zachweiner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Like I feel there's a tendency from people higher up in society to say "they should just stop doing that," but I think it's kind of like the approach of telling coal workers they should learn to code. You can't tell them how to find their own purpose.

Marcel Proust (@daily_proust) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the desire to go to the country in early spring to see once again hawthorns, apple-trees in blossom, storms, the desire for Venice, the desire to settle down to work, the desire to live like other people

Finnegans Take (@littlemammith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Harris is such a good candidate because she can credibly claim the accomplishments of the administration without being held responsible for any of Biden's specific mistakes. She literally exists in the context of what came before but is also unburdened by what has been

wint (@dril) 's Twitter Profile Photo

joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine