Eating a barely edible roll of gas station sushi just to feel something on this fine Wednesday

What if they made X-rated lego sets “step sis is stuck in lego city and it’s up to you to brick it up and get her out”

Flirted with a girl about animal crossing thinking I had no shot, who gotta island they’ll let me borrow

Gonna start d-balling to get better at can jam

A crypto bro told me my 20’s were for taking chances so I got a cat from the pound, is that what he meant?

Harder than a boob job from the 80’s

At Lincoln’s crib, he’s balling so hard he can take group poops

September 30th October 1st

Its Monday.....All these Motherfuckers can suck your Dick.....You're doing it like Sinatra....Your way!

Its going to be a good weekend……ABX capsules of Death……

Metal gig in Evansville tonight.

You cowards better show the fuck out

Namaste Cocksuckers.......You're dressing up like a big dick.....ready to give out Yum Yums.....

I am BEGGING you to watch this TikTok a dude has rarely rocked even half this hard

Who’s gonna trade me their Haunter so I can get Gengar in BDSP