Apparently you can classify yourself as a damn ceiling fan nowadays

That moment you drop one of your tater tots on the ground is instant depression

This. 100%

Seriously though wear a belt lmao it’s not difficult

Chipotle: you want me Me: I want you baby

Hardee’s coffee hits different Lowkey

Let off that pedal when a good view steals your breath away

You...and this 😘

Cost of living’s high and goin up

Time really flies when you’re with your person

Alyssa just told me to go to sleep cause I start my new job tomorrow morning and now I’m just sitting in the shower singing Taylor swift, TikTok coming tomorrow stay tuned

I’m just pretty damn lucky

Turnpike troubadours..that’s it, that’s the tweet

I just knew I’d never fall for anyone and god really said “watch this”

Your first and my last name would just sound better together 🎶

Alyssa woke up before me today and started making coffee and put my clothes in the dryer, I think she’s learning the ways of ✨housewife✨

I literally can’t imagine being HAPPY with anyone else but Alyssa Lynch, she’s my whole entire world

Uh oh she was right

We met on tinder 2 years ago, a state away and I drove 3 hrs to meet her and I’m so glad I did. We said we loved each other on our second date, we picked out a ring very early and I bought it without her knowing, that was hard because I was so excited, 9 months later I proposed❤️