when i tell a story, i include the MISTAKES i made TOO.

Me all the time.

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But your honour you know how I get

It's just a matter of perspective.... If you ask the grass, the zebra is the monster and the lion is the protector."

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

Are you raising my cortisol on purpose

Sometimes I wonder how the Vaseline company is holding up, because one container basically last you for 70 years

If you’re a lover girl you HAVE to practice detachment or you’ll die!!!!

Next time you want to crash out, remember that Elijah wanted to die and God told him to eat and take a nap. Maybe try that.

I love when present me does things for future me and future me gets to relax bc present me handled shit

I love endings bc they are secretly beginnings

till lack of communication do us part

"One thing love is not, is unsure." - Maya Angelou

Why would I settle for the bare minimum when God promised overflow

this is such a bar

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

Progress that I can feel. Joy that I can bask in. Love I can melt in & Money that I can freely spend.

Me sleeping like a baby tonight knowing God’s timing is perfect, even when I don’t understand it.

hosting friends for dinner and going to 4 different grocery stores to get the best of the best