I've made an amazing discovery, Nesquik's chocolate powder can't expire! I am currently having a nice glass of 4 days expired milk with some 2 years expired nesquik chocolate powder. Taste pretty good :)

I found a bottle of ensure in the back of my fridge, it says 'use by date on end of bottle'... The date is gone and I'm craving chocolate so this may be my last tweet ever (good ending)

It was solid.

I got cookides andh mmilkj

NOOOOOFGHIAHFLDRUTURM...,,.,.MY COCKIESFHJ

It's gamin- no sle- ok its technically sleeping time but like, i can stay up for 5 more minutes

Dentists are the band kid's of the doctor

This mortal body of yours can't hold me for much longer. snale 🧡 (working on comms)

I NEED me a girl that'll give me girl scout cookies for free. I need thin mints.

I'm waiting. >:(

My crack-den now is more cramped as i have 2 VCR players that i got for free! (their wires covered my floor as i have dozens of VHS tapes stacked up (i record with a VHS)

I can't believe I got just insulted by an AI

Hey Nesquik I am BACK - just drank some 2 year old expired nesquik powder, its really gritty but I like it ! :3

Guess who glowed up?

shaking off the cobwebs and using X for once in my life <|:3 HAPPY NEW YEAR !!, this was such a fun year for me and it had so many twists and turns in it - 2026 shall be even crazier !! on a side note i FINALLY have a VODs channel youtube.com/@wuflesemporium

*cartoon splash sound*