You’re a Darcy. All you need to do is figure out what you love. And use it to destroy your enemies. tmblr.co/ZDrPwqrmD05Q

While the words are new, the sentiment is as old as the pterodactyls that arrived through the hole in the... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqrn1Q7c

The City Council reminds all Sandivale citizens that file folders must be labelled in Circular Gallifreyan.... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqrn-VmL

Howdy Tacos. This is a banner, a decoration, my autograph, AND my official endorsement. I love you! #Dragonapproved

A new Darcy came into town today, Sandivale. Who is he? What does he want from Gigi? Why does he have such... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqrrS9yj

ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS.  Memorize this list. Memorize it now.  It will not now, nor ever, be repeated.... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqrsL-la

There is a thin semantic line separating weird and beautiful. And that line is covered in free sprinkles. tmblr.co/ZDrPwqrtHf9p

The dessert seems vast, even endless, and yet scientists tell us that someone, even now, is exercising on a... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqrwh_l8

Brought to you by Save Sandivale Scoops - Ice cream doesn’t kill people. It’s impossible to be killed by ice... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqrxZjaM

We found a little grad school application here. It is black, smooth, and oblong. It hums a soft but... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqryOhWB

When is a door not a door? That’s a great question. We’ve made a New Sandivale map during the night. Good... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqr-pLcm

Rumour has it that Gigi might be running for mayor. Gigi is, of course, a five-headed dinosaur. tmblr.co/ZDrPwqs5JqBl

If you’re planning on staying in Sandivale, just say the word “Sandivale” out loud. The City Council will... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqs6EVV3

♫ Waiting for Sidney Parker in the rain (in the rain). ♫ tmblr.co/ZDrPwqsBNVHz

I want to talk to you now about a popular new service on the internet that delivers feels through "transmedia… tmblr.co/ZDrPwqsQYw7l

Watching Gigi Darcy swim for the first time in years yesterday at the Sandivale Harbor and Waterfront... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqsVopIc

Today’s proverb: - Your body is a temple - a temple of blood rituals and pagan tributes. A lost temple. A... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqsbUY4u

Public service announcement. Here is a brief list of everything that is delicious. Leftover Halloween candy, … tmblr.co/ZDrPwqsh2W8T

Finally, the cardinal sounds are a door slamming, slight movement in still water, and the wink *ding* sound… tmblr.co/ZDrPwqxpNu_4

Today’s proverb: You can lead a CEO to a homemaker, and you can lead a CEO to propose to a homemaker, and... tmblr.co/ZDrPwqxv005G