"I ask myself this very often."

He cant find his jacket.. Who stole it this time..

"Yes."

"Yeehaw? A-Am I doing this right? Listen just cause I'm the American representation here doesn't mean... ugh... nevermind... can I take this off I think my ass is chafing?" #SasparillaSunday

"í dσn't cαrє αвσut αncíєnt híѕtσrч, í dídn't cσmє hєrє tσ вєcσmє σnє σf thσѕє mσldч σld wítchєѕ. ít'ѕ nσ fun αt αll. í wαnnα вє α cσσl wítch líkє ѕhínч chαríσt." Read Below! 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻

"Diana get away from my wife you cabbage-head-lookin'-ass."

"Isnt a unicorn just a horse with a horn?"

"Someone tell Akko to stop taking my jackets while I sleep. I can never find them."

// S l a y m y q u e e n

"You're a bit.. strange.. And that's me putting that nicely."

// Gonna start being more active here.

He's gonna sneak in to @CallistisUrsula 's office. He wants to.. borrow some things..

He'll happily het some of that~

"Akko can be very needy sometimes.. but I'm not complaining~"

He swings both ways.

"Miss Wangari.. your.. Ahem. Skirt."

// I'm glad this exists.