realizing i’m no longer a kid. Now my mother tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn't have to worry.

Fuck wine tasting where weed tasting at.

he’s depressed, bitchless, broke, lonely and miserable WE ARE SO BACK

small accounts tweeting:

i miss when weed would get me high for 5 hours and 43 minutes

i was not an ipad kid, i was a psp youngin

we all had that polo g, juice wrld, lil tjay phase… life was different then

If we smoking & you bring up aliens and shit, we smoking again ong😂

Akinator: "Tu personaje es humano?" Yo: "Si" Akinator: "Es hombre?" Yo: "Si" Akinator: "Fue extremo derecho de Boca Juniors durante las temporadas 2015-2019?" Yo:

Interstellar proves that the most terrifying thing in the universe isn't aliens..... it's time

Sorry Tiger, you being arrested has generated the greatest content on this app ever

lowkey If they don't know you personally, don't take it personally

These uncs brought a European Trophy back home. Don’t play with them.

Lo equivalente a flores para los hombres

I love this feeling so much

Diego Simeone opening Twitter on his iPhone 4 (8 GB) in 2014